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13 - 19 April 2000
Issue No. 477
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Suits you, sir

Naguib Mahfouz

At most, there are nine or 10 winter suits hanging in my wardrobe. This is a large number, I hasten to add; many winters have gone by when I have not worn any of them more than once, and I am not the kind of person who gets excited about a new suit.

My tailor was a man I had heard of from my friend Tharwat Abaza, who came to me in a huff one day and pronounced these enigmatic words: "Only ten pounds stand between you and Délia." I replied, somewhat perplexed: "And who or what would Délia happen to be?"

Tharwat Abaza smiled. "Only the best tailor in Egypt," he informed me. "And he charges a mere ten pounds more than you are currently paying your tailor to make the finest suit you will ever have worn. Why not get him to make you a decent suit? Make no mistake, though: he is a very important man, and will not make a suit for just anyone, but you don't need to worry, because I'll put in a good word for you."

After that, Délia became a dear friend. A few years ago, he had to undergo surgery. I went to visit him in hospital. As I was wishing him a speedy recovery, he put his head on my shoulder and began to weep. That was the last time I saw him; he died soon afterward, and I stopped having suits made.

As for ties, I stopped wearing those a long time ago. At first, I made no special effort to avoid wearing a tie, and simply wore a roll-neck pullover in order to skirt the whole issue -- no pun intended, of course! But even when I wasn't wearing garments that hid the neck area, I soon found I could not go back to wearing a tie. It was too constricting -- I just couldn't bear it, nor see the reason why it was important. Besides, I could never get the hang of tying that particular noose...

Some of my friends, especially Youssef El-Siba'i -- may he rest in peace -- would come to visit me and bring me ties when they returned from a trip abroad. But after a few such attempts, I asked them to forgive me for not wearing their gifts, and they soon gave up.


Based on an interview by Mohamed Salmawy.

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