Horoscopes

By Imhotep

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Muster up all your energy to see through optical tricks and illusions, my dear Rams, as people born under the Cardinal Fire sign of Aries (21 Mar-21 Apr) are sometimes called. If you feel that someone or something is too good to be true, trust your gut feeling and investigate further. It doesn't help to be quizzical now.

Teach not thy lip such scorn, my dear Bulls, as people born under the Fixed Earth sign of Taurus (22 Apr-22 May) are sometimes called. For it was made for kissing, not for such contempt. Store this advice in your memory bank. In any case, you will retrieve this information when a strategically-placed person will give you all the juicy gossip.

Don't let the confines of mainstream dating websites restrict your search, my dear Twins, as people born under the Mutable Air sign of Gemini (23 May-22 Jun) are sometimes called. Look for other possibilities on the Internet when it comes to romantic communication. There is no reason to make a move if you are not ready.

Your way with words is pretty powerful now, my dear Crabs, as people born under the Cardinal Water sign of Cancer (22 Jun-22 Jul) are sometimes called. You know exactly what you need to do, or do you? Make sure jokes make sense, especially in electronic form. Understanding the situation is important. Understanding yourself is everything.

Your heart is drawn to music these days, my dear Lions, as people born under the Fixed Fire sign of Leo (23 Jul-22 Aug) are sometimes called. Enjoy the vast number of major reverberations under the surface. If music be the food of love, play on. The Stars give you excess of it these days. That strain again.

Being unable to take certain action feels frustrating, my dear Virgoans, as people born under the Mutable Earth sign of Virgo (23 Aug-22 Sep) are sometimes called. This week, it is actually beneficial to be blunt. Take the next best step: use this downtime to focus on your thoughts. You need a fresh perspective on your life situation.

Try not to get too involved in your own dramas and delights, my dear Scales, as people born under the Cardinal Air sign of Libra (23 Sep-23 Oct) are sometimes called. Don't fail to notice that someone close and dear needs a hand, or an ear. Helping a friend out of a funk will feel great.

Your subconscious mind is aware of something that you really ought to know, my dear Eagles, as people born under the Fixed Water sign of Scorpio (24 Oct-23 Nov) are sometimes called. So let your own unique light shine brightly. You have got a deep intuitive streak and people often check in with you for reality checks.

You may be busy putting out fires at work during the day, my dear Centaurs, as people born under the Mutable Fire sign of Sagittarius (24 Nov-23 Dec) are sometimes called. Wait for the flames to calm down and then explain your original intent. Tell co-workers you care. That should be enough to clear up the matter.

You are not ready to venture out of your romantic comfort zone, my dear Sea Goats, as people born under the Cardinal Earth sign of Capricorn (22 Dec-22 Jan) are sometimes called. Stick to the basics, like you normally do. Find comfort in the fundamentals. It is not time to take a walk on the wild side.

Notice the subtleties of everyone around you this week, my dear Water Bearers, as people born under the Fixed Air sign of Aquarius (23 Jan-19 Feb) are sometimes called. Whether it is somebody else's romantic confidence or your own sweet little secrets, play it by ear. You don't want to hurt the people you love the most.

Cast a wider net, my dear Dolphins, as people born under the Mutable Water sign of Pisces (20 Feb-21 Mar) are sometimes called. Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows, but not in your case thou deboshed fish. Be not afraid, your world is full of noises. Sounds and sweet airs that give delight, and not hurt.