Horoscopes

By Imhotep

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Jettison some romantic baggage, my dear Rams, as people born under the Cardinal Fire sign of Aries (21 Mar-21 Apr) are sometimes called. And, make room for spectacular new stuff. Friends count. Their dramas are getting shrill and you are used to leading the parade. Worse, it seems that they want you to choose sides.

Let someone set you up this week, my dear Bulls, as people born under the Fixed Earth sign of Taurus (22 Apr-22 May) are sometimes called. Two contrasting events dominate your thinking this week. A romantic escapade and a business offer. Be wise and choose your words carefully. Try not to be embroiled in a tricky situation.

Be careful with whom you entrust your love life, my dear Twins, as people born under the Mutable Air sign of Gemini (23 May-22 Jun) are sometimes called. If you are chronically single and your best friend knows another chronically single friend, then stay clear. Trust the Stars to guide you in the days ahead.

Stick with the romantic winners, my dear Crabs, as people born under the Cardinal Water sign of Cancer (22 Jun-22 Jul) are sometimes called. And, you are in for another great experience. You can have fun almost anywhere. Indeed, this week is perfect for romance. And, Crabs are among the most romantic souls.

This is a great week to celebrate with family and friends, my dear Lions, as people born under the Fixed Fire sign of Leo (23 Jul-22 Aug) are sometimes called. Show your appreciation for their undying love and support with a spur-of-the-moment dinner party. Spend the week spinning records, laughing and reminiscing about old times.

You can handle change better than most people, my dear Virgoans, as people born under the Mutable Earth sign of Virgo (23 Aug-22 Sep) are sometimes called, as long as you are not taken by surprise. Changes are afoot these days. Be prepared for radical change. Try forgiving an ex, or re-processing an issue long forgotten.

Somebody else must be wearing your rose-tinted glasses, my dear Scales, as people born under the Cardinal Air sign of Libra (23 Sep-23 Oct) are sometimes called. Because, if anything, you are seeing matters in terms too black and white. Let the shades of grey develop a little bit, especially in romance-related concerns.

Someone is watching from afar, my dear Eagles, as people born under the Fixed Water sign of Scorpio (24 Oct- 23 Nov) are sometimes called. So be on your best behaviour and in tip-top shape. Watch your tongue. You don't have to hold your tongue, either. You are better off sitting this one out.

It is a good week to get started on something new, my dear Centaurs, as people born under the Mutable Fire sign of Sagittarius (24 Nov-23 Dec) are sometimes called. Even if it seems a bit more challenging than you'd like. Press on. You will resolve the puzzle later and it shouldn't take too long.

It doesn't matter if things don't make sense now, my dear Sea Goats, as people born under the Cardinal Earth sign of Capricorn (22 Dec-22 Jan) are sometimes called. Imhotep predicts that you will put all the pieces together. Just go along with the situation as it moves ahead and you will be fine. Press on.

It might feel like everything is changing, my dear Water Bearers, as people born under the Fixed Air sign of Aquarius (23 Jan-19 Feb) are sometimes called. But, really it is just a few seemingly solid aspects of your life that are shifting. Press on, change with the changing times. The Stars smile on your efforts.

You are on a roll this week, my dear Dolphins, as people born under the Mutable Water sign of Pisces (20 Feb- 21 Mar) are sometimes called. Keep it going through the month of November. You are ready for anything, and you shall witness wonders. Cosmic forces will guide you. True happiness is at hand.