Horoscopes

By Imhotep

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You can be a political hack of no small proportions,dear Rams, as people born under the sign of Aries (21 Mar-21 Apr) are sometimes called. Be it office politics, domestic politics or just plain politics. You have got some assistance coming your way this week from an unusual source. The festivities of Eid Al-Fitr are over. Embrace a brighter future.

Your mind is all over the place, dear Bulls, as people born under the sign of Taurus (22 Apr-22 May) are sometimes called. Give yourself time to relax. You deserve a break. Do something crazy and fun. Silence those who interfere in your personal affairs. Don't contemplate rude awakenings. Cut the bull? Or will you cut them some slack?

If kids or clients are barking at you, my dear Twins, as people born under the Mutable Air sign of Gemini (23 May- 22 Jun) are sometimes called, just throw them a bone and chill for a while. You can get back at them later. Love is in the air, so take full advantage. Beware of imbeciles, they can cause a great deal of trouble.

Let your imagination run wild, my dear Crabs, as people born under the Cardinal Water sign of Cancer (22 Jun-22 Jul) are sometimes called. Try something new, get a good workout or go on a hot date. This is a fabulous week for pleasant surprises. You are the star performer so don't bother with the stagehands. Go on, live life to the fullest.

Someone will lend a hand, dear Lions, as people born under the sign of Leo (23 Jul-22 Aug) are sometimes called. The Stars bode well. The next few days promise peace and prosperity. On the work front, too, you need Divine intervention. Co-workers might interfere with your plans. When you are on, it shows and everyone else notices. Cheer up.

Your co-workers or immediate family members are far more helpful than usual even with tasks that you all hate equally, dear Virgoans, as people born under the sign of Virgo (23 Aug-22 Sep) are sometimes called. Heed their advice. Press on with your long- term plans and keep your cool. Count your blessings. Note that your destiny is in your own hands.

Embrace divertissement this week, dear Scales, as people born under the sign of Libra (23 Sep-23 Oct) are sometimes called. Think of all the things you couldn't do in a fun relationship. Seek the guidance of close friends and family. Fear not. Move on to greener pastures. Almost any kind will do, anything to tip the scales in your favour.

Don't resist the approaches of a mysterious character, dear Eagles, as people born under the sign of Scorpio (24 Oct-23 Nov) are sometimes called. Don't ask too many questions as this could be a long-term working relationship. Be patient and the Stars will emerge as bright as daylight. Relax and be happy. Use your charms to get desired results.

It is easy to give significance to suffering. Dear Centaurs, as people born under the Mutable Fire sign of Sagittarius (24 Nov - 23 Dec) are sometimes called, are on the warpath. Cool down, such tension is not warranted at all. Nothing necessitates urgent decisions. Watch your foes as they make their own calculations. Peace will be with you in the days ahead.

Nothing like taking care of yourself to include the world in your energy, dear Sea Goats, as people born under the sign of Capricorn (22 Dec-22 Jan) are sometimes called. Lingering doubts about a long- term project will crop up in a strange fashion this week. That could result in some new directions in your life. Imhotep predicts success on all fronts.

Call in sick and take a weekend road trip, dear Water Bearers, as people born under the sign of Aquarius (23 Jan-19 Feb) are sometimes called. Most of all, practice spontaneity. Seek your own self-fulfilment. To hell with all your worries and concerns. Take off, escape to your favourite hideaway. Be free. Don't turn yourself into a symbol of martyrdom.

Your dynamic energy is starting to make a few shifts in your thinking, dear Dolphins, as people born under the sign of Pisces (20 Feb-21 Mar) are sometimes called. Positive energy is at work. Teamwork is the buzzword. Such a positive attitude comes easily to you anyway. Be sure to include your friends and family. Imhotep foresees victory.