Horoscopes

By Imhotep

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You can be a political hack of no small proportions, my dear Rams, as people born under the Cardinal Fire sign of Aries (21 Mar-21 Apr) are sometimes called. Be it office politics, domestic politics or just plain politics. You have got some assistance coming your way this week from an unusual source. Take full advantage of this help from a trusted source. Embrace a brighter future.

You are making improvements, but your mind is all over the universe, my dear Bulls, as people born under the Fixed Earth sign of Taurus (22 Apr-22 May) are sometimes called. Give yourself time to relax. You know you deserve a break. Silence those who interfere in your personal affairs. Cut the bull? Or will you cut them some slack?

If kids or clients are barking at you, my dear Twins, as people born under the Mutable Air sign of Gemini (23 May- 22 Jun) are sometimes called, just throw them a bone and chill for a while. You can get back at them later. Beware of imbeciles, they can cause a great deal of trouble. Someone has unreasonable expectations of you. Treat them with utmost care.

Where others see roadblocks, my dear Crabs, as people born under the Cardinal Water sign of Cancer (22 Jun-22 Jul) are sometimes called, you find inspiration. Try something new, get a good workout or go on a hot date. This is a fabulous week for pleasant surprises and adventures. You are the star performer so don't bother with the stagehands. Be positive, live life to the fullest.

Let your imagination run wild. Someone will lend a hand, my dear Lions, as people born under the Fixed Fire sign of Leo (23 Jul-22 Aug) are sometimes called. The Stars bode well. The next few days promise peace and prosperity. On the work front, too, you need Divine intervention. Coworkers might interfere with your plans.

See where looking for love in all the wrong places will get you, my dear Virgoans, as people born under the Mutable Earth sign of Virgo (23 Aug-22 Sep) are sometimes called. Stand by those who love you. Heed their advice. Press on with your long-term plans and keep your cool. Count your blessings. Be grateful. Note that your destiny is in your own hands.

Whether you are riding high or lying low, my dear Scales, as people born under the Cardinal Air sign of Libra (23 Sep-23 Oct) are sometimes called, enjoy the crazy fluctuations. Do what pleases you. This week you will find little middle ground. Be positive and stick to anything that tips the scales in your favour.

It is tough for you to deal with partnerships this week. Don't resist the approaches of a mysterious character, my dear Eagles, as people born under the Fixed Water sign of Scorpio (24 Oct-23 Nov) are sometimes called. Don't ask too many questions as this could be a long-term working relationship. Be patient and the Stars will emerge as bright as daylight.

It is easy to give significance to suffering. You, my dear Centaurs as people born under the Mutable Fire sign of Sagittarius (24 Nov-23 Dec) are sometimes called, are on the warpath. Cool down, such tension is not warranted at all. Nothing necessitates urgent decisions this week. Watch your foes as they make their own miscalculations.

One minute you are ready to pass out, the next, you are bouncing off the walls. Lingering doubts about a long-term project will crop up in a strange fashion this week, my dear Sea Goats, as people born under the Cardinal Earth sign of Capricorn (22 Dec-22 Jan) are sometimes called. That could result in some new directions in your life. The Stars will guide your endeavours.

Call in sick and take a weekend road trip, my dear Water Bearers, as people born under the Fixed Air sign of Aquarius (23 Jan-19 Feb) are sometimes called. Seek your own self- fulfillment. To hell with all your worries and concerns. Take off. Don't turn yourself into a symbol of martyrdom. The world is watching what you say and do, and how you do what you say you do.

You have floated in the stream of life for too long. Your dreamy energy is starting to make a few shifts in your thinking, my dear Dolphins, as people born under the Mutable Water sign of Pisces (20 Feb-21 Mar) are sometimes called. Teamwork is the buzzword. Open up, such a positive attitude comes easily to Dolphins anyway. Be sure to include your best friends and family.